The 18 Worst Online Marketing Pickup Lines

It's Valentine's day, so it's the perfect time to enjoy some terrible online marketing pickup lines. We heartily recommend not using any of these on another human being, unless you're overheating and in dire need of a drink thrown in your face.

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February 14, 2014 Categories

Yes, it’s Valentine’s Day, so it’s the perfect excuse to throw up a post with the worst online marketing pickup lines this side of that last meetup meeting you attended. We heartily recommend not using any of these on another human being, unless you are overheating and are in dire need of a drink thrown in your face.

So without further ado, set your mind to Groan Factor 9, remove all pointy objects from your desk in case you urgently feel the need to slam your head directly into it, and prepare to read the worst online marketing pickup lines it’ll ever be your misfortune to read – at least until other readers add theirs into the comments.

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